25 year old St. Pete, FL native smart ass with quick wit & a sharp tongue. I love music, baseball, booze, cats, roller derby, being loud, and just generally being a jack ass.

Expect lots of posts about Tampa Bay Rays, Brand New, The Wonder Years, all kinds of Pop Punk in general, Roller Derby, Andrew McMahon, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Hot Naked Tattooed People, The Swellers, No Sleep Records, How I Met Your Mother, Disney, Lush, and other random shit I enjoy.


Happy Fathers Day even though my Dad doesn’t want to see me.

Yes, I am going to post a whiney rant about my dad. 

So I texted my text yesterday and asked him what he wanted to do today.
This was our conversation…
Me- “Hey! Did you decided what you want to do tomorrow?”
Dad - “Work on my boat. LOL” 
Me- “Oh ok. Do you just want to do dinner then.”
Dad- “I guess.”
Me- “It’s your day. You tell me.”
Dad- “Just call me when you wake up”
Me- “Ok, I will”

So I called him about an hour ago. He was still half asleep and very short with me. He said he would call me back when he was awake. I told him if I didn’t hear from him by 2pm then I would call him. It’s 1:35pm and I still haven’t heard from him.

Just frustrating.
Oh and he had his tickets for today’s Rays game today and I asked if he could go to it and his response was “No, I don’t want to spend my Sunday at a baseball game.” Ok, cool dad. Why do you even have season tickets to baseball then? 

Thanks Dad.