I'm a 25 year old smart ass with quick wit & a sharp tongue. I love music, baseball, booze, cats, roller derby, being loud, and just generally being a jack ass.
Expect lots of posts about Tampa Bay Rays, Brand New, The Wonder Years, all kinds of Pop Punk in general, Roller Derby, Andrew McMahon, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Hot Naked Tattooed People, The Swellers, No Sleep Records, How I Met Your Mother, Disney, Lush, and other random shit I enjoy.
I always miss the exciting people.
i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
Just realized why I love Adam from Workaholics, besides the fact that he is hilarious, he’s short.
WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH SHORT BOYS?!?!
This isn’t a new thing either.
Last week at the baseball game my best friend since 3rd grade made me realize that even the boys I liked back then where short.
Stupid being 5’8.
I fucking miss Sam Fuld.
Going to go drown my sorrows in a lush filled bath and some sweet sweet John Mayer tunes.
Last night on the way home from Ybor we got stuck on Howard Franklin for about 45 mins because there was a car on fire. While we were sitting there the boy and I were just randomly talking about shit and some how we started talking about how much I like sports and how much I know about sports. I told him that my mom has always told me it’s a good thing though because guys like when girls know about sports but I have never really experianced that. I generally meet guys who just think I am cool and want to be friends with me because I like sports, drinking and loud music. So I normally get friend zoned. I said something along the lines of “Guys normally meet me and are just like Fuck yeah you like sports! Lets go to baseball games and be best friends but that’s genrally not what I want.” Then it got super awkward because we had just gone to a baseball game together where we sat awkwardly close to one another and kept laughing every time we ended up touching hands and our legs kept touching which was making him blush and we are really just way too awkward around eachother and neither of us want to be the first one to say that we like eachother. So he just kind of turned red and laughed and then we sat there not talking for a few minutes until a different song came on we started to talk about that.
You MIGHT be some what of a crazy cat lady when the boy you like sends you a photo of a drawing of a cat on a wall somewhere he is at because it made him think of you.
I am spending this wonderful Friday night making a list of Lush products that I own, have used, and want.