I'm a 25 year old smart ass with quick wit & a sharp tongue. I love music, baseball, booze, cats, roller derby, being loud, and just generally being a jack ass.
Expect lots of posts about Tampa Bay Rays, Brand New, The Wonder Years, all kinds of Pop Punk in general, Roller Derby, Andrew McMahon, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Hot Naked Tattooed People, The Swellers, No Sleep Records, How I Met Your Mother, Disney, Lush, and other random shit I enjoy.
Martin you are the exception to everything.
Boys are lame.
Boston fans suck.
There is no reason for me to ever go to Cali.
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: A week ago Jesh and I were not talking. Now he’s…
you’re just on loan from me :D
I am sure you will offer up more cows for me than he can ever imagine. So this is basically true.
This is just a reminder that I love Martin if anyone has forgotten.
I can even get over his Red Sox love.
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: I would fuck you. Fun fact.
i would too
I would be worried about the longevity of our preemptive nuptials if you wouldn’t!
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: I think I am going to go to Transit and Seahaven…
can i just come with you
Get a plane ticket.
lots of breadsticks apparently, sometimes I’m one of those people haha I fucking hate Olive Garden’s food tho it hasn’t stopped me from going there before (breadsticks!)
Last week I ate everything on the menu.
If I haven’t told you already….. I fucking hate pasta.
It was hell.
Breadsticks and Salad are my jam.
Except the bread sticks smell is starting to bother me.
I’m making ballin’ money though, so it’s worth it.
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: Olive Garden is worse at getting new scheduals out…
wait you work there now wtf
I answered this earlier dude… haha
That is why I was on hold with them.
Also why I have been MIA for about 2 weeks.
All they do is work me.
People need fucking break sticks!
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: FYI OLIVE GARDEN MUSIC IS EVEN MORE ANNOYING WHEN…
the fuck did they put you on hold for wait are you making reservatios at the olive garden
I work there now and I am trying to figure out if I fucked up getting my first paycheck.
The corporate office plays the same music we listen to at work.
It’s driving me insane.
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: FOR EVERYONE REBLOGGING THAT VS PINK STUFF…. IT IS…
wat did i miss
Someone made a fake Victoria Secret Pink campaign about consent and plus size models and it’s fake and I am sick of seeing it on my dash. Smsh.
pigeons are rats with wings, or alternatively, bats with feathers. gross.
“The Pigeon is an unwanted animal (unless you’re Mike Tyson). Everyone wants to get rid of pigeons but not only do the pigeon’s stick around in an environment that wants them gone, they flourish. When we started taking this band seriously, nobody wanted us except for a small label with two bands on it called No Sleep, but we didn’t let that stop us. We worked hard as hell with Chris at NSR and built ourselves up together. If no one wanted to take us on tour, we’d go alone. If no one wanted to book it, we would. If no one wanted to help promote the record, we’d do it ourselves. If there was no money, we’d figure out how to do it for free. We’re a part of a scene of bands with that mentality. Doesn’t matter if nobody wants us here. We’re here and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: It sucks…
oh don’t give me that bullshit lol
Whatever, it’s true.
You don’t love me the way I love you.