Erica.

25 year old St. Pete, FL native smart ass with quick wit & a sharp tongue. I love music, baseball, booze, cats, roller derby, being loud, and just generally being a jack ass.

Expect lots of posts about Tampa Bay Rays, Brand New, The Wonder Years, all kinds of Pop Punk in general, Roller Derby, Andrew McMahon, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Hot Naked Tattooed People, The Swellers, No Sleep Records, How I Met Your Mother, Disney, Lush, and other random shit I enjoy.

 

Freshmeat league photo! Now I just need to pass skills and get my ass onto a team. #rollerderby #freshmeatrollerderby #freshmeatproblems #deadlyrivalrollerderby

Freshmeat league photo! Now I just need to pass skills and get my ass onto a team. #rollerderby #freshmeatrollerderby #freshmeatproblems #deadlyrivalrollerderby

I never in a million years thought my ass could get any bigger. 
Than I started playing derby. 
And now I have a derby ass. 
>_<

Skating low sure does wonders for the ass though

Some of us Freshmeat girls! Also I am rocking chucks because I just so happened to be doctor ordered off skates for the week that team photos where. Fun stuff!! #freshmeatrollerderby #rollerderby #deadlyrivalrollerderby

Some of us Freshmeat girls! Also I am rocking chucks because I just so happened to be doctor ordered off skates for the week that team photos where. Fun stuff!! #freshmeatrollerderby #rollerderby #deadlyrivalrollerderby

I SMELL LIKE DERBY STANK AND IT’S DELIGHTFUL! 
Now my life needs to stay fucking normally so I can actually get back into the swing of things.

Our official league photo for the year! These girls are my #WCW this week. #womancrushwednesday #deadlyrivalrollerderby #rollerderby

Our official league photo for the year! These girls are my #WCW this week. #womancrushwednesday #deadlyrivalrollerderby #rollerderby

Hung out tonight while the big girls got their team photos taken! Can’t wait to be in them next season. :) #rollerderby #deadlyrivalrollerderby #freshmeatproblems

Hung out tonight while the big girls got their team photos taken! Can’t wait to be in them next season. :) #rollerderby #deadlyrivalrollerderby #freshmeatproblems

If you live in St. Pete/Tampa and are free Sunday you should come to this!

If you live in St. Pete/Tampa and are free Sunday you should come to this!

Last Tuesday my roller derby league was on the local news! I forgot to post these photos then. So here they are now. #deadlyrivalrollerderby #rollerderby #freshmeatrollerderby #derbysaves

Last Tuesday my roller derby league was on the local news! I forgot to post these photos then. So here they are now. #deadlyrivalrollerderby #rollerderby #freshmeatrollerderby #derbysaves

Tonight my right skate and left ass cheek/outer thigh met and became very close friends. Their other friend awesome bruise has already started to show up. Sitting is proving difficult at the moment.

 

ROLLER DERBY IS AWESOME KIDS!

Did lots of knee drops tonight at practice&#8230; which ended an hour again and my knee already looks like this.
First Derby Bruise ftw?! 
:) 

Did lots of knee drops tonight at practice… which ended an hour again and my knee already looks like this.

First Derby Bruise ftw?! 

:) 

Hank’d my derby helmet. :) #whereishank #whereshank #thewonderyears #twy #hankthepigeon #rollerderby #helmet

Hank’d my derby helmet. :) #whereishank #whereshank #thewonderyears #twy #hankthepigeon #rollerderby #helmet

So for derby I am officially….
Amelia Slaughter-Heart.

:)

Also practice was good but I will be surprised if I can walk tomorrow. 

Hardcor-onary Arrest
or
Homerun Hell’n

Those are the two names I like at the moment for derby.
HELP!???!!?!