25 year old St. Pete, FL native smart ass with quick wit & a sharp tongue. I love music, baseball, booze, cats, roller derby, being loud, and just generally being a jack ass.
Expect lots of posts about Tampa Bay Rays, Brand New, The Wonder Years, all kinds of Pop Punk in general, Roller Derby, Andrew McMahon, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Hot Naked Tattooed People, The Swellers, No Sleep Records, How I Met Your Mother, Disney, Lush, and other random shit I enjoy.
I never in a million years thought my ass could get any bigger.
Than I started playing derby.
And now I have a derby ass.
Skating low sure does wonders for the ass though
I SMELL LIKE DERBY STANK AND IT’S DELIGHTFUL!
Now my life needs to stay fucking normally so I can actually get back into the swing of things.
Tonight my right skate and left ass cheek/outer thigh met and became very close friends. Their other friend awesome bruise has already started to show up. Sitting is proving difficult at the moment.
ROLLER DERBY IS AWESOME KIDS!
So for derby I am officially….
Also practice was good but I will be surprised if I can walk tomorrow.
Those are the two names I like at the moment for derby.